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The best thing since sliced bread
Stats
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
IQ: Lazy Prodigy
Element: Fire
Theme Song: Xiaolin Showdown
Weapon of Choice: Crowbar
Favorites
Childhood Memory: Watching Gargoyles
Ice Cream Flavor: Anything that has “chocolate” in the name more than once
Dead Person: Abraham Fucking Lincoln
Way to Die: Death by trumpet
Current Obsessions: Quentin Tarantino, Lapras, playing with colored tape, David Bowie
Dee
The scholar that got swagga.
Stats
Alignment: Lawful Good
IQ: That of toast
Element: Earth
Theme Song: TMNT
Weapon of Choice: Big-ass battle hammer
Favorites
Childhood Memory: ?Ice Cream Flavor: Moose Tracks
Dead Person: Crispus Attucks
Way to Die: In an epic battle, as I defeat the opposing side’s leader
Current Obsessions: Novel writing, D&D, forum RPGs, photography, being scholarly
Luke
I don't even know
Stats
Alignment: True Neutral
IQ: In the upper percentile
Element: Water
Theme Song: ?
Weapon of Choice: Peaceful protesting. With bombs.
Favorites
Childhood Memory: ?
Ice Cream Flavor: Mint Chocolate Chip
Dead Person: I don't support necrophilia
Way to Die: "I finally found the secret
to immortality!" BANG.
to immortality!" BANG.
Current Obsessions: Portal, Lady Gaga, religions
Spark Chaos
¡MΣ GUSTΔ MUCHθ!Stats
Alignment: Lawful Neutral.
IQ: Wannabe smartass
Element: Water
Theme Song: Never Gonna Give You Up
Weapon of Choice: Umbrella
Favorites
Childhood Memory: Tire swing champion.
Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate.
Dead Person: Dumbledore
Way to Die: NO ITEMS. FOX ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION.
Current Obsessions: Homestuck, Webcomics and Nerdfighters