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Berry

The best thing since sliced bread



Stats

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

IQ: Lazy Prodigy

Element: Fire

Theme Song: Xiaolin Showdown

Weapon of Choice: Crowbar




Favorites

Childhood Memory: Watching Gargoyles


Ice Cream Flavor: Anything that has “chocolate” in the name more than once


Dead Person: Abraham Fucking Lincoln


Way to Die: Death by trumpet 


Current Obsessions: Quentin Tarantino, Lapras, playing with colored tape, David Bowie






 


Dee

The scholar that got swagga.



Stats

Alignment: Lawful Good

IQ: That of toast

Element: Earth

Theme Song: TMNT

Weapon of Choice: Big-ass battle hammer





Favorites
Childhood Memory: ?

Ice Cream Flavor: Moose Tracks

Dead Person: Crispus Attucks

Way to Die: In an epic battle, as I defeat the opposing side’s leader 


Current Obsessions: Novel writing, D&D, forum RPGs, photography, being scholarly







Luke
I don't even know

Stats
Alignment: True Neutral
IQ: In the upper percentile
Element: Water
Theme Song: ?
Weapon of Choice: Peaceful protesting. With bombs.


Favorites
Childhood Memory: ?

Ice Cream Flavor: Mint Chocolate Chip

Dead Person: I don't support necrophilia

Way to Die: "I finally found the secret
to immortality!" BANG.

Current Obsessions: Portal, Lady Gaga, religions



Spark Chaos
¡MΣ GUSTΔ MUCHθ!

Stats
Alignment: Lawful Neutral.
IQ: Wannabe smartass
Element: Water
Theme Song: Never Gonna Give You Up
Weapon of Choice: Umbrella


Favorites
Childhood Memory: Tire swing champion.

Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate.

Dead Person: Dumbledore 

Way to Die: NO ITEMS. FOX ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION. 

Current Obsessions: Homestuck, Webcomics and Nerdfighters